Monthly Archives: July 2010
The Madman’s Corner: Countdown To War
Kim Jong-il’s regime pulls media headlines by saying that “There will be physical response to the steps imposed by the United States militarily.” This world could’ve been blown so many times before if North Koreans kept their promises. Yet this time the crisis grows bigger, even Japan’s self defense forces join a joint exercise by … Continue reading
Next Octopus The Oracle Lives in Cuba, Can’t Be
Fidel Castro with his Kremlin friend Nikita Khrushchev have pulled the world on the brink of the nuclear war back the sixties. Castro reemerged out of nowhere and predicts that The Big Nuclear is coming. Hopefully, Fidel can’t compete with another successful fortunetellers, like eight-legs Paul the Octopus, which creepy movements brought the winning streak … Continue reading
Alabama Chrome Will Fix You Up Right
Following the bad reception iPhone 4 saga? Only lazy doesn’t stomp upon most hyped smart phone. Get this picture: a duct tape on the iPhone 4. Consumer Reports article proposed that to fight reception problems. On the positive note, about 60 percent of the world’s population now use mobile phones. According to kabbalists, this indicates … Continue reading
Four Years Later After Head Butt: Get High Chest Kick, Baby!
Why are we still fond of soccer? After such incident ( see a pic) that match must be canceled, a Netherlands butcher gets thrown in jail and the whole game of soccer is denounced and condemned. Just kidding. According to kabbalists, what’s important is not the game of soccer, but that a person receives pleasure … Continue reading
Yet Another Trigger-Happy Week Begins In Philadelphia
A Philadelphia teen was gunned down in daylight near busy transit station. A gunman with bunch of morons, allegedly teens as well, kept shooting at the victim as it was a video game. Bystanders ran for safety. According to kabbalists, if we permit a kid to do anything he wants to and suggest negative forms … Continue reading
Media Blows Everything
Watching Word Cup soccer games? Some of my American friends drop a jaw when I mention the word “soccer”. But outside of U.S. it’s another story. Anyway, it’s obviously that the global media turns into a poison after some sources compare the last Africa’s team loss (meaning tears for millions of people) with Hilton local … Continue reading