crisis
Spray, Baby, Spray
For reasons still unknown, bedbugs really seem to like the state of Ohio. The problem is so dire in Cincinnati that some people with infested apartments have resorted to sleeping on the streets. Kabbalistic texts mention that outbreaks are one of the signs of the crisis. However, the crisis is caused by man’s imbalance with … Continue reading
A Newborn Goes Shopping
The latest form of identity theft doesn’t depend on stealing your Social Security number. Now thieves are targeting your kid’s number long before the little one even has a bank account. Hundreds of online businesses are using computers to find dormant Social Security numbers — usually those assigned to children who don’t use them — … Continue reading
The Madman’s Corner: Countdown To War
Kim Jong-il’s regime pulls media headlines by saying that “There will be physical response to the steps imposed by the United States militarily.” This world could’ve been blown so many times before if North Koreans kept their promises. Yet this time the crisis grows bigger, even Japan’s self defense forces join a joint exercise by … Continue reading
Next Octopus The Oracle Lives in Cuba, Can’t Be
Fidel Castro with his Kremlin friend Nikita Khrushchev have pulled the world on the brink of the nuclear war back the sixties. Castro reemerged out of nowhere and predicts that The Big Nuclear is coming. Hopefully, Fidel can’t compete with another successful fortunetellers, like eight-legs Paul the Octopus, which creepy movements brought the winning streak … Continue reading
Yet Another Trigger-Happy Week Begins In Philadelphia
A Philadelphia teen was gunned down in daylight near busy transit station. A gunman with bunch of morons, allegedly teens as well, kept shooting at the victim as it was a video game. Bystanders ran for safety. According to kabbalists, if we permit a kid to do anything he wants to and suggest negative forms … Continue reading
Imagine A Darker Future
Most Americans think that war, terrorism and environmental catastrophes are at least probable by the year 2050. Nearly six-in-ten (58%) see another world war as definite or probable; 53% say the same about the prospect for a major terrorist attack on the United States involving nuclear weapons. An even higher percentage (72%) anticipates that the … Continue reading